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Move along, people.
Persons are welcome.

bluejei:

every loading bar ever:
from 0-95 in six seconds
five minutes to increase by one percent after that

My sims 3 loading bar is the opposite though.. the first like 10 percent takes FOREVER, and then it zips through the rest of it in literally one or two seconds and is loaded. 

(Source: sheep-boy, via spooky-boy)

Drawing a picture of Adam today. Hope it turns out good.. I haven’t drawn anything in so long >.<

askclint:

If you are reading this, you have survived your entire life up until this point.

You have survived traumas, heartbreak, devastation, the elements, different phases of life. And here you are.

You go, motherfucker. You’re awesome.

(via havingateargasofatime)

Watching this strange sex documentary show

This guy gets off on breastfeeding from his wife. She gets off on him breastfeeding from her. They see a therapist who blames his fetish on seeing his mom naked I’m the tub at three and wanting to breastfeed from her then. What the fuck kind of therapist? Why must a fetish have a deep rooted psychological reasoning? Augh.

derabbitify:

thedenhaus:

gruss-vom-krampus:

charlesbronsons:

moraindeer:

leacifer:

sexybritishllama:

kidouyuuto:

alantutorial:

stripperpines:

8ad-jokes:

Who wants to take part in a little experiment for me?

I want to see how people measure up to the Kinsey scale, it’s a rating for sexuality.

http://vistriai.com/kinseyscaletest/

3 - Equally heterosexual and homosexual.

im actually surprised

1Predominantly heterosexual, only incidentally homosexual.

6 - Exclusively homosexual.

X - Non-sexual.

3 - Equally heterosexual and homosexual.

4- Predominantly homosexual, but more than incidentally heterosexual.

2 - Predominantly heterosexual, but more than incidentally homosexual.

6 - Exclusively homosexual.

3 - Equally heterosexual and homosexual.

x - non-sexual

not what i was ~~~expecting~~~ to get and probably not exactly accurate but

i don’t know what would be so HAHAHA

F The test failed to match you to a Kinsey Type profile. Either you answered some questions wrong, or you are a very unusual person

Wow. Unexpected.. but I suppose I am a very unusual person, indeed. I know I answered all of the questions honestly, and I answered all of them.. so..

(via havingateargasofatime)